Yuletide Entertainments

Title page:

YULETIDE ENTERTAINMENTS

CHRISTMAS RECITATIONS, MONOLOGUES, DRILLS, TABLEAUX, MOTION SONGS, EXERCISES, DIALOGUES, AND PLAYS

SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES

BY ELLEN M. WILLARD

CHICAGO, T.S. DENISON & COMPANY, 1910

(Back cover)

The front matter includes this assurance:

The songs in this book are to be sung to old airs that are presumably familiar to everyone. If any of them should prove unfamiliar, however, the music will be found in Denison's "Songs Worth While," one of the best arranged and most carefully edited collections of old favorites ever published. This book is beautifully printed, in non-glossy paper, measuring 10¾ by 7 inches, and is well bound in a stout paper cover done in colors. It may he obtained from the publisher for the price of $1.00, postpaid.

(Ad page, at back of the book).

Then we have these words of guidance:

INTRODUCTORY

It becomes more and more a part of Christmas gayety to present the legends, or the spirit of it, to the eye as well as the mind.

For this purpose the following pages have been prepared in play and pantomime, songs and marches, drills and recitations. While the needs of adults have not been forgotten, those of the children have been most largely remembered, since Christmas is pre-eminently the children's festival.

A word to those who take charge of such affairs may not be amiss.

Precision of movement is the keynote of success for everythinng of this kind. This does not mean stiffness, but it does mean exactitude and certainty. Uncertain gestures in speaking; scattered attack and close in singing; hesitation in acting; and, more than all, careless motions and marching in the drills (corners not formed squarely, motions only half in unison, etc.)—all these are fatal to that success which makes such entertainments entertaining.

Here, as everywhere else, "What is worth doing at all, is worth doing well."

Rather exacting entertainment...

There are no real illustrations, just a few diagrams, in this paperbound book, "Price, 40 cents." Those figures include a frame and screen arrangement for use as a stage, and diagrams of the movements to be made for specific drills and dances.

The latter two look pretty complicated. "Dance of the Holly and the Mistletoe; For Eight Young Girls or the Number May Be Doubled," has six illustrative figures and seventeen steps in the directions.

The period skits include the usual moral tales about learning the true meaning of Christmas.

There are the usual ethnic stereotypes, such as, "The Pickanny's Christmas."

"Santa Claus in Many Lands" features actors who each dress as a "country," with countries including "Hindustan" and "Esquimaux." "China," has lines in excruciating pidgin to express how much "me likee Melican Santa." Though the dialogue sort of suggests that even countries that don't celebrate Christmas have their points, and at the end, Santa arrives to say he loves all the children.

If this all does not provide adequate entertainment, the publisher also offers:

Tiger of the Month Club: December

As all good things must come to an end...

Frate Indovino: December Divining

Caption: "The law is equal for all but more equal for some."

Well, that's a change from the sentimentality expected throughout this time of year in the U.S.

And a more honest appraisal than publicly acceptable here, at any time.

In any case, the theme is that justice has always been elusive:

As far back as the ancient Greeks, Plutarch complained that "the spiders' weavings blindside flies, but leave hornets alone," and the Latin poet Juvenal stigmatized the censors who "forgave the crows, but made havoc with doves." And many centuries later, things have not changed much, and people say it this way: "In jail he who steals wood, on the throne he who steals a kingdom"; "Many times money and friendship, break the legs of justice" etc., etc. ...

After more quotes and expressions highlighting the theme, there's a long passage about the the slow wheels of justice... Which I can't quite follow, but: it seems to be about an Italian incident [or more than one incident] involving a legal [and maybe political] conflict, that began in 1816 and ended in 2001 [? - the math doesn't quite seem to work, either].

The writer says the dispute ended only

... because the losing party did not contest the umpteenth ruling issued, just think: after 192 years!

The mini-essay concludes that

The justice of God is a bit different but equally "mysterious," as evidenced by the fact that the first to "steal" paradise was the good thief.

Perhaps an inspiring seasonal reference there, after all.

In other wisdom, the almanac says:

A Dicembre nevoso - segue anno fruttuoso
Snowy December - a fruitful year follows

In the skies:

A total lunar eclipse on the 21st, visible from Asia, Australia, the Pacific, America and Europe, and lasting 3 hours 29 minutes.

Also:

Magnetic storms will influence the weather, with the possibility of gales and storms at sea... in the first ten days: negative influences on mental activity.

"First ten days": quite early for holiday behavior, American-style.

Though with the opening of the shopping season having been pushed to the night of Thanksgiving and following dawn, this may fit here, after all.

Sadly, the year of visiting with Frate Indovino is coming to an end.

One last bit of wisdom, as we wave bye-bye to crazy, dear Italy:

Besides death, three things are certain for the Italians: the New Year's television horoscope, the size of the budget, and the soccer league.

Stop That, Kitty Cat!

Live action meets cartoons, in a 1968 cheaply-produced children's book.

A mish-mash of drawings and story based on photos from three sources.

One is Walter Chandoha,who was all over the cute cat market, in magazines and newspapers of the period.

There are pictures from "Three Lions, Inc." -
A lot of these involve yarn or string. Which may spell "cat mischief," but I'm still not sure if the company's main business was photography or selling fiber.

The third photo source is "ZFA, Dusseldorf":

At the risk of repeating myself: a mish-mash...

Tiger of the Month Club: November

Nice cat...

... Although our artist seems to be observing National Boring Generic Props Month.

Frate Indovino: Penultimate Prognostications

Cartoon: "Dalla coda riconosci la volpe" — Recognize the fox by her tail

Written over a year ago, yet—as if the cartoonist were channeling a message about Election Day, USA.

Or—could it be that the good brother from another realm is picking up signals from a deceitful Fox of a very different magnitude of con artistry?

Below the cartoon is this month's mini-essay of quotations. Title is in the artist's lettering, and seems to read, "Conosco più d'un gatto ch' è disposto a vende er fumo pè magnà l'arrosto"

That may be a bit off, or the problem with translating could be abbreviations or slang. But the idea seems to be, "Know that more than one cat is ready to sell smoke as a tasty roast."

Yes: all good advice, and easily applied to our elections tomorrow.

A couple of other apt thoughts, from the daily almanac:

Da giudice che pende – giustizia invan s'attende
From a hanging judge – one expects justice in vain

Which sure will fit anyone falling for the manipulations of the ultra-rich—instead of having the sense to vote in the interest of themselves, and practically everyone else.

Then there's:

Ricordare storie vecchie – fa venire collera nuova
Remembering old stories brings new anger.

Good advice for our Confederate voters—if only they would heed it.

Especially when—as so often—the meaning of "stories" is really, "myths."

Among this month's Spiritual Thoughts:

L'unico modo per rimanere fedeli al futuro consiste nel non tradire il presente. (A. Pronzato).

The only way to remain faithful to the future is to not betray the present.

Famous For Foods

Angostura-Wuppermann Corporation,1934

Back cover:
The booklet opens with some history, entitled,"The Romantic Career of Dr. J.G.B. Siegert the Inventor of Angostura Bitters."

A summary:

Born in Silesia 1796, Siegert studied medicine in Berlin. He became Army Surgeon with the East Prussian Infantry during its campaign against Napoleon.

Siegert emigrated to Venezuela in 1820. During the war for independence he offered his services to Simón Bolívar, and was appointed Surgeon-General of a military hospital.

In 1824 he first began developing his product, which he named after the place where he had settled. (The town of Angostura would later change its name to Ciudad Bolívar.)

After Siegert's death, and "due to constant political disturbances," two of his sons relocated the business to Trinidad in 1875. The business grew from there, going on to become famous and award-winning.

This is followed by testimonials from happy customers. These home cooks found that Angostura solved a variety of sensitive problems :

"My cooking may seem too rich, but that danger has been eliminated by the Angostura."
Miss Dorie Will, 4313 Wilkinson Ave., North Hollywood, Calif.

"I find I do not have indigestion when I use Angostura for my meat sauces."
Mrs. P. H. Klingensmith, 1218 Coal Street, Wilkinsburg, Pa.

With the last writer's address, I picture her ensconsed in the local mine owner's mansion, suffering from over abundance before discovering this product.

Other endorsements:

"Recently I have found that by the addition of Angostura a delicious new zest has come into my salads."
Mrs. George W. Keenan, 11 Atkinson St., Rochester, New York.

"I cannot remember a time when my mother's cupboard was without a bottle of Angostura. She always used it for flavoring Hard Sauce at Holiday time and Father managed to use it in between times. We have always considered it somewhat of a family secret, using it in food as we do. Now that the secret is out, I hope that many people enjoy what we have always known."
Mrs. Beatrice Thurston, Santa Monica, Calif.

Ahh, those little family "secrets"... Father barely managing a nip "in between times" that Mother was using the stuff.

Followed by a page of thanks to chefs whose menus include dishes using Our Product. Among these:

Gabriel Lugot .... Waldorf-Astoria, New York
for his WALDORF SALAD ANGOSTURA

Antonio Mestres .... National Hotel, Havana
for his ARROZ CON POLLO HABANERA
(Chicken with Rice, Cuban Style)

Ernest Amiet ... Palmer House, Chicago
for his MORNING GLORY DELIGHT

These recipes are not divulged.

The ones that the booklet does offer are pretty much the American diet of the period, pepped up with Bitters. Canned items are featured a lot, which I assume was the chic, modern thing.

There is also such typical period stuff as a recipe for "Mammy's Chocolate Spice Cake with Lemon Icing."

Another dessert is this 1930s "dream" ... of toasted sugar, graham cracker, walnuts, coconut:

Dream Cake
Part 1
1/3 cup butter
3 tablespoons sugar
3 cups graham cracker crumbs

Part 2
3 cups brown sugar
1 cup walnuts
1 teaspoon flour
1 cup cocoanut
3 beaten eggs.
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 1/2 teaspoon ANGOSTURA

Mix well the ingredients of Part 1. Spread in large or 2 square pans, 8 x 8 inches. Bake 5 to 10 minutes. Have ready Part 2, the ingredients mixed in the order given. Spread the mixture evenly on top of the partially baked Part 1. Return to oven and bake until nicely browned in about 350-degree oven. A too hot oven will burn this exceedingly rich mixture. Cool and cut in squares to serve. Will serve 10. Can be served plain or if for a company dessert it may be topped with whipped cream.