Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Frate Indovino, June: Sixth Soothsaying


"Some like it hot..."

This month's celestial phenomena include:
...marked sunspot activity in the first and last five days of the month; a constant electric atmospheric level above average. Disruption expected to sufferers of heart and lungs due to magnetic storms, with general mood swings possible.
--Beware, particularly, of soccer fans?

"The new secret of health from the library of Frate Indovino":
Take seeds of oats without depriving them of shell: Boil 2-3 handfulls in one and a half liters of water, reduce to 1 liter, then drink during the day. Roasted seeds are used for the preparation of a coffee laxative and are a nutritious addition to great advantage in treating hemmoroid and inflammation of the digestive system.
--Possibly soothing to the soccer fans?

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