Uneasy ...

A second-hand Japanese product...

... with quite a tale to tell—

After that build-up, it might seem the lemons should squeeze themselves.

But directions do appear...

... along with the usual extensive documentation and analysis of product features.

Perhaps the theme should be more like, Easy there, Pal!

After all, you have to wonder what the utensils might get up to, as soon as your back is turned... seeing as how the manufacturer needs to assure you that your "living partner" has "a mild heart"—