Sunday, March 21, 2010

Entertaining Easily - Economically

Pet Milk Company, St. Louis, Mo., 1941


The sponsor also brought radio listeners Saturday nights with Jessica Dragonette [they don't make minor celebrity names like they used to!]


The recipes are introduced by Mary Lee Taylor, hostess of Pet's "Radio Demonstrations of better food made at lower cost"—


The text is quite earnest, beginning, "You may be feeling that the word 'party' doesn't fit at all into your world as you find it today." This was published sometime in 1941—I'm assuming it was before Pearl Harbor, and that the remark refers mainly to the Depression.

The introduction continues for a full page, even including words of more than one syllable. It's always impressive—and more than a little depressing—to see how advertisers of the past expected the public to be literate. On the other hand, this is all in the service of claiming the housewife's cooking will be "extra wholesome" as well as thrifty, when she uses "Irradiated Pet Milk which costs less generally than ordinary milk."

The manufacturer's "scientific" pitch goes on to tout the product, "sterilized in sealed cans...as safe as if there were no disease germs in the world. Pet Milk is irradiated, enriched with extra 'sunshine' vitamin D..."

The appeal of the recipes is about as credible as that pitch. They are good old American stodgy: vegetables are rarely mentioned, with occasional exceptions for celery, parsley, or canned mushrooms.

A few recipes are illustrated with unfortunate period color photography—



Even more unfortunate is the small nod to exotic dishes: "[American] Cheese Fondue," and, "Pet Chop Suey." Although the last is frightening—the actual recipe, that is; forget the double entendre—the canned bean sprouts, celery and onions in the ingredients include more vegetables than most other recipes here. But, who needs vegetables, when you can have healthful Irridiated Pet Milk added to absolutely everything?

The recipes and nutritional pitch may seem completely dated. Yet Pet Fudge still makes its appearance at office pot lucks and family holiday dinners throughout the nation.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Tiger of the Month Club: March

Harbinger of Spring, and fashion trendsetter.

And, in response to those astronomers of 1922
(see this month's Frate Indovino)—
felis rules the world of 2010!

Frate Indovino: March Monk

"And come back accompanied by your parents!"

Some advice from the good brother: "If you want the bread, don't sit on the oven."

Followed by thoughts of gardening, with an enticing list of all that can be started in a protected place, including meloni, basilico, peperoni, pomodori...

Among this month's star lore, there's this—
Curiosity - Extinct Constellation: The Cat was introduced in '700 [1799, according to this] by the French Lalande in honor of his favorite animal, the cat, in fact. To lovers of this cat, it might seem unfair that in the sky are numerous references to the dog and none to him. Although the French scholar had placed the cat in the firmament, in the zone between Indra and the air-pump (two constellations of the southern hemisphere) with the 1922 meeting of the International Astronomical Union, it was removed from official maps.
As to those particular astronomers: a March felis waiting in the wings for the next post might have something to say about them...